Things not to say to police officers

[joroas]

Things not to say to police officers

1. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

2. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

3. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

4. Are You Andy or Barney?

5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.

6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

7. I pay your salary!

8. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

11. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?"
You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

[Lupus]

LOL i love some of those..

[joroas]

Don't get tempted to use them, though............

[Lupus]

Originally Posted by joroas

Don't get tempted to use them, though............

LOL, don't worry never had the temptation to be lippy with the Police. I guess having done the job all be it in the military you kind of know its not really funny and yes they have heard it before

[Wolfrik]

Originally Posted by Lupus

LOL, don't worry never had the temptation to be lippy with the Police. I guess having done the job all be it in the military you kind of know its not really funny and yes they have heard it before

Didn't know you were ex-provost, mate. I did S-type engagement with 163 RMP about 14 years ago. Once a monkey...

[joroas]

I was a Special Constable for 6 years, does that qualify me to be a lawman too?

[Lupus]

Originally Posted by Wolfrik

Didn't know you were ex-provost, mate. I did S-type engagement with 163 RMP about 14 years ago. Once a monkey...

Yep ex Snowdrop (RAF) mate so same Job different force..

And yes Joras i guess it does mate, though hats off to people who do that and don't get paid for it..

[joroas]

Well, it was 20 years ago when you only needed a radio and a hidden stick to keep law and order............

[glenfoxman]

I totally liked all of them. Here is one:
Claire: Hey Mike.
Mike: Yes
Claire: I have loved you ever since i laid eyes on you.
Mike: What are you talking about and why are you telling me this? I hate you.

Crystal

Sorry it is kind of stupid I know.
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[Rick]

How about: does your head go all the way to the top of your helmet?